Step One: Draw face.
Step Two: Remove top.
Step Three: Do pre-carving calisthenics.
Step Four: Find outdoor resting place.
Step Five: Place candle in pumpkin and light.
Step Six: Pose with finished jack-o-lantern.
Final Step: Worry whether smiley face jack-o-lantern offers adequate protection from malevolent spirits.
HAPPY HALLOWEEN!


